The deal, in plain words.
Last updated: August 27, 2026
Using moondontlie.com or buying a reading means you accept these terms. They're short because the deal is simple.
Readings are insight and entertainment. They describe your chart and what two old traditions say about it — honestly, and with real astronomy behind them. They are not medical, legal, financial or investment advice, and no reading can predict your future. If something hurts, see a doctor. If it's a contract, see a lawyer. If it's your savings, see a licensed advisor. Your decisions — and their outcomes — are yours.
What you're buying
Each paid reading is a digital product, written for the birth details you provide and delivered instantly — through the link in your receipt or on the delivery page. Your reading link keeps working for two years, so it's yours to come back to. Because the reading is generated from what you type, check your birth details before you submit them; a reading built on the wrong birthday is a reading of someone else.
Every purchase is one-time. No subscriptions, no renewals, nothing that quietly bills you later.
All sales are final
A reading is generated once, for your chart, and delivered instantly — it can't be returned, so it isn't. You can read a full sample and run the free chart before any money moves: what you buy is what you saw. What we do guarantee is delivery — a reading that never arrived, won't open, or came back broken gets fixed and re-sent, whenever you notice. Details at moondontlie.com/support. Payments are processed by Gumroad; we never see your card number.
Who can use this
You must be 18 or older, or use the site with a parent or guardian's consent. Readings are for your personal use — quote them, screenshot them, share them with a friend, but don't resell them or republish them as your own product.
Fair use
Don't abuse the service: no scraping the paid endpoints, no automated bulk requests, no using the site to harass anyone. We can refuse service where that happens.
The legal minimum
The site is provided as-is; to the extent the law allows, our total liability for any claim is capped at what you paid us. These terms are governed by the laws of California, USA. If we change these terms, the date at the top changes with them.
Questions
Email hello@moondontlie.com — a person reads it.